Donald Trump’s Magical Mystery Reality Show

Donald Trump’s  Magical Mystery reality show is “coming to take you away.” Where to, you ask.  To Trump’s 24/7 reality TV show. He’s the boss now, the big cuhuna! It’s certainly a step up from that last show he had where he could only tell his guests: “You’re fired.”  As President Obama mused at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner, on that show Donald Trump had to ponder such momentous events as what to do when the men’s cooking team failed to impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. “But you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. And so ultimately, you didn’t blame Lil Jon or Meatloaf. You fired Gary Busey. And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. Well handled, sir. Well handled.”

Now he has 320 million contestants- yes, that’s the entire American population and daily special guest from around the world. One day it might be recurring guest and sometimes substitute co-host Vlad Putin, that wily but lovable Russian dictator. He will instruct  Trump and the other Plutocrats, White Supremacists, homophobes, climate deniers and all manner of haters and Corporate grifters who have destroyed the American dream, how to crack that whip to get those contestants in line. Then there’s Trump’s Executive Producer, Steve Bannon, that irascible bull dog with the perpetual sneer who’s pulling many of Trump’s strings as we barrel into the abyss. So climb onto the bus and be ready to be deposited in Donald Trump’s Magical Mystery reality show where the surprises will daily assault your life in a fact free zone America. And as “the Donald” has assured us: if you loved Trump University you’re gonna’ love a Trumped up America. Now can we all say, Amen to that!

To read a dystopic vision of where this will all lead go to: The Transformation: GTE 45




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