Trump’s Inauguration Gift

What does Donald Trump value more than anything; even money? Ratings. He lives for them. It’s his Viagra. He rises and falls on the ratings. So, let’s give him a small but meaningful Inaugural gift: low ratings. On Inauguration Day, January 20, 2017, yes a day that will truly live in infamy, set all your TVs to Animal Planet (or any station not showing the Inauguration), don’t stream it on your computer, don’t have any devise tracking or playing it. Let’s all go silent on this man who is in Putin’s pocket, who thinks we are so dumb we believe turning his business interests over to his own little Uday and Qusay will place his company’s business dealings at arm’s length. But we know better.

So let’s give Trump the Inaugural gift that will keep on giving: poor ratings.

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